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"Sarah, stop"
"No"
"Sarah, don't throw your chicken nuggets"
"No"
"Sarah, leave your brother alone"
"Stop jumping on the couch"
"No"
"No more cookies"
"No more juice, you've already had a gallon today"
"Sarah, sit down in the bathtub"
"No jumping in the bathtub"
"No peeing on the carpet"
"NO NO NO NO !"

Ok, how can one amazing little girl that I love to death make me so aggravated?
What is the world record for saying "No" to a toddler in one day? One hour?

Time for a piece of cake and a quart of milk for Mommy.
Off to bed to start again tomorrow.
Screw pilates today.